I have a girlfriend.
It's nice to say. Her name is Monica Rodriguez and we've known eachother for around five years. She used to hang out with Alex and me and all of our friends then.
I also dropped my phone in the toilet and was forced to buy a new, better, faster one. It rocks. Cristina then went out and bought the same one. MP3 capabilities, fast interweb and all that crazy jazz.
So I've lost your phone number. I lost all my phone numbers. Give it to me.
There's a party tonight.
That's really all the news I have.
- JWK
All The Flair Of A Filing Cabinet by Jacob Karnas
Please visit my satire column ALL THE FLAIR OF A FILING CABINET... here.
Friday, April 11, 2008
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